Catching up, at long last.

Finally the first last three parts of The Java Jug Massacre. I've no idea what provoked the idea. It was not meant to be so long and certainly not meant to be left with a four month gap.
Re-cap at the link below if you're interested.

Gak Gak! (most likely 'get her!')

Where the Mac10's have had little effect penetrating Goo Girls Goo, even at close range, the reptile captain expects The Solar Centurian to be more effective. Cue The Meeeper.

The Meeeper

Smazmak frazzles his Dave the Biker disguise while electro-frying Crapodile No 3. Unfortunately for the Solar Centurian, the reptiles have a secret weapon.

Dave the Biker bites the bullet.

Further Take-Outs.

Gelatina gets her squidge on.

The Take-Outs

Sour times at The Java Jug

Though the mystery jogger is at the scene.

Prelude to a right hoo-ha.

A moment before the Java Jug gets noisy and messy.

The Mystery Jogger

While the Crapodiles and their mac 10's head, with menacing intent, toward a nearby 'Java Jug' franchised coffee shop, a night jogger runs her usual route. Both parties unaware that their paths are going to cross.

The Crapodiles come up packin'

Some sewer dwelling miscreants up to no good, surely they'll be someone around to sort them out.

Dr Pipe is defeated.

But with the wild and outrageous jazz and chorus of destruction at an end a slightly awkward silence remains between the two heroes.

Goo Girl takes a chance.

By clogging Dr Pipes pipes, the incomprehensible jazz cacophony ceases. If the jazz stops the primal chaos cannot manifest itself in our reality. The crisis may be abated but at what cost?

What is going on with Dr Pipe and GelaTina.

Dr Pipe had torn a hole in the world, and primal chaos was spilling out. A conduit, conjured from outrageous jazz by his trumpet fingered dark instruments, channeled wild elemental forces into our world. Though GelaTina could wrestle the rascal himself she could not imagine how to tackle the mojo that was leaking into our reality.

Then she had an idea . . . .

Marzmartha has the skills.

The Martian princess has the experience and the aptitude to take on The Chaos and the jazz, however she was a long way from the unfolding crisis.

Meanwhile, in the street outside.

The Volcaknight has trouble finding a practical application for his powers. Effectively he is just a bruiser. His meteor fire makes him a formidable adversary against the Sound Worm conjured from the Jazz and Chaos. But he has no apparent means to tackle the source of the crisis, Dr Pipe and his dark instruments.

And GelaTina's running out of ideas too.

Goo Girl faces Incomprehensible Jazz

Dr Pipe reveals his control over cosmic chaos, regulating the primal forces through his Jazz Hands. Leaving GelaTina to face the music.

Gelatina's Back